I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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