you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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