How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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