Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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