where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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