I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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