I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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