Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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