My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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