bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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