hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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