i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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