well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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