Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
did you just send me my own nude
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