I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Wipe that smile off your face.
this just has baby written all over it
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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