hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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