idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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