is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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