the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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