After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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