i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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