"it" just moved
I just pynch a tree in the face
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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