I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Its about making memories worth repressing
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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