so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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