Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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