I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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