Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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