He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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