this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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