Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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