Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Your cock deserves a montage
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
