hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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