We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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