I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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