I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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