Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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