i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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