You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He better not be in your backpack
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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