When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so let's talk penis.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
