I need help removing her.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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