Your tits are I can't wait for
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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