We're facebook friends in real life
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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