I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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