i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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