that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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