How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
