he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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