Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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