You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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