I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
