took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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