i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
being pregnant is like rehab
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
