She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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