if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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