singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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