Your mouth is God's brothel.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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