It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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