Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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