Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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