I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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