i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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